King Arthur's Court

What is King Arthur's Court?

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

See hand job, hand relief, masturbation, hj

Quankter

1. a fart from the penis i held in my fart and later i quanktered. See cockqueef, cockfart, penis fart, dick fart 1. a fart from the pe..

Douchy

1. when someone is being difficult or just plan stank. "Douche bag-ish" if you will. Jack: "What is wrong with Bill?" ..

Dick Slapper

1. 1. A person who slaps dicks 2. An insult, which is rater amusing 3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more) 1. "I am..

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