King Arthur's Court

What is King Arthur's Court?


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a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

See hand job, hand relief, masturbation, hj


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