King Arthur's Court

What is King Arthur's Court?

a bad hand job performance which feels to the receiver as if the performer is trying to pull a sword out of a stone.

T: How did last night go?

R: Everything was fine until I realized I was in King Arthur's court. It felt like she was trying to rip my dick off.

T: Ha ha ha that sucks

See hand job, hand relief, masturbation, hj

Pre-pre

1. THE WEED YOU SMOKE BEFORE YOU PARTICIPATE IN A PLANNED SMOKE SESSION. SMOKER: "DAMN YO EYES LOW" PIFF*STAR: "I BEEN ON ..

Opstar

1. One who is so full of himself that he can't get his own head out of his anus. Opstar would suck his own weiner if he was flexible ..

Shraft

1. Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc. Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night! See Eric..

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