King Dog

What is King Dog?


1.

Awesome, brilliant.

Derived from the title role in a bestiality porn movie of the '80s. The plot --- as if one were necessary --- runs as follows. Dog, in the prime of its life, enjoys engaging in sexual intercourse with human females. Dog has a crisis of faith and begins fooling around with men. Dog finally comes to his doggy senses and females start to give the dog a bone once more.

Mike: I hear Oliver had a pretty sordid night out on the town last week. Filthy bugger.

Chris: That's King Dog man!

Oliver: Come on now, you do know what "King Dog" actually means. It's disgusting. Don't use that phrase in front of me again.

Mike, Chris: KING DOG!

<high fives all round>

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