King Dork

What is King Dork?


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A great book by Frank Portman. A tale told Tom Henderson, not so lovingly nicknamed "Mo" (Hehe) by his fellow classmates, about how he tries to unravel the mystery surrounding his father's death. Includes some awesome new vocab including Chi-Mo and Ramone.

My AP World teacher took away my copy of King Dork because she caught me reading it in class. We then proceeded to make cut-and-paste posters of famous World leaders for the next to weeks.........

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The greatest book of all time. It follows the story of Tom "Chi-mo" Henderson, his quote-unquote rock band, recieving secret handjobs and blowjobs from hot girls, and his investigation into the mysterious death of his father, as well as stumbling upon an underground satanist porn operation. Written by MTX singer/songwriter Frank Portman.

King Dork is the greatest book ever written.

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