King Finger

What is King Finger?


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1. a guy that has not successfully had sex in months, but has

fingered more girls within that time span than in his 8th grade year.

2. chronic finger banger

"That dude is such a king finger, he doesn't even need to keep condoms, he could get away with just carrying moist toilets instead."

See finger banger, pussy poker


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