What is King Finger?
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1. a guy that has not successfully had sex in months, but has
fingered more girls within that time span than in his 8th grade year.
2. chronic finger banger
"That dude is such a king finger, he doesn't even need to keep condoms, he could get away with just carrying moist toilets instead."
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the act of mooning and spread your ass cheeks while having a turd peaking out of your ass.
Dillan gave me the dreaded yucky alien last ..