What is King Finger?
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1. a guy that has not successfully had sex in months, but has
fingered more girls within that time span than in his 8th grade year.
2. chronic finger banger
"That dude is such a king finger, he doesn't even need to keep condoms, he could get away with just carrying moist toilets instead."
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1) What Birdman does to you if you tresspass on his property (as sited by Wesley Willis)
2) When someone yells at you until you go craz..