King Harold

What is King Harold?


1.

ejaculating into a person's eye, thus "taking it out" as per king harold at the battle of hastings in 1066

fash was getting tugged by his lass but he shot his muck into his own eye giving himself a king harold and was blinded for a while until he managed to get to a&e for a hose down

See cum, ejaculate, king, harold, wank, tug


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