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The act of leaving a sex partner while he/she is asleep, and replacing yourself with a fresh turd.
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A tissue-cum mixture created by masturbation.
I have a tissue shortage because Tim made a kleenex baby in my bathroom!
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The best pitcher in baseball!!
johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!
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The pitcher outdueled by ..