What is King John?
1.
Popular male piercing at the base of the penis, right in front of the scrotum.
When her mouth was full, she got a good look at his king john.
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2.
A strange male that enjoys younger females on their periods. Also enjoys the occational fecal matter.
Michael Jackson is such a king john!
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NONsane is right, that's me! Haha, you bastard!
I'm King_John, find me on irc.afterdawn #AD.
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