King Kock

What is King Kock?

King Kong's dick. It's bigger than a bullet train and twice as fast. It can fill Lake Superior in a single cumshot and is visible from outerspace.

If I were a woman, I'd be all over King Kong's King Kock. Hell! Who cares what I am?! I want that giant gock!

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