King Kong Dong

What is King Kong Dong?

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the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.
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