King Midas

What is King Midas?

1.

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

See midas touch, gold, wish, yorrick hunt

2.

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?

JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.

*unbelieving stares from all involved*

BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

See masturbation, sexual frustration, pr, nickname, matters
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