King Mocha Java

What is King Mocha Java?

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

See nigger, bling, black, wealthy, king

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