King Neptune

What is King Neptune?

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.

I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?

Girls Gone Wild

1. A video that's the same damn thing with each new "volume", but guys are too horny to tell the difference. "See drun..

Eskimo Iced Tea

1. Gasoline, served in a garbage bag. Causes brain damage, but with Eskimos, it's not like ya'd notice. Let's go down to th..

Intexticated

1. Word used to describe people (mostly teenagers) who drive while texting on their cellphones. The word is a play off of intoxicated, whi..

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