King Neptune

What is King Neptune?

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.

I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?

Zirtz

1. to fritz, to blink off, to freeze up. Sorry I logged off briefly, my computer zirtzed. See fritz, blink, snafu, freeze, break..

Quend

1. more than an acquaintance, not quite a friend. We'd like to invite Bob to our wedding, but we're not sure we've known hi..

Crettles

1. Crettles- To place your fingertips together in a manner similar to that of Montgomery Burns. "Ok, I've given you admin powers..

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