King Neptune

What is King Neptune?

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.

I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?

Zombay

1. South American guy that died and came back to life. Watch out for dat zombay, mon! See zombay, zombie, jamaica, haiti, undead, brains..

Glynis

1. A terrible STD that causes a green custardy substance to ooze from the genitals. Christopher: There's some weird stuff coming out ..

Frosty Machine

1. The act of defecating on the chest of a willing partner, be that male or female (equal opportunity grossness). What makes the frosty mac..

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