King Neptune

What is King Neptune?

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.

I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?

Grandma's Apple Fritter

1. Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women. Ted shacked up with that cougar last night...

Cleavage

1. the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much. I..

Niggamission

1. When a black person knows a white person well enough that s/he will let him use the word "nigga" around him/her. Note that it..

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