King Neptune

What is King Neptune?

The act of ejaculating on a fishbowl while your girlfriend is wearing it on her head.

I figured, what the hell, she's already got that fishbowl on here head; why don't I give her a king neptune?

Ass Catastrophe

1. Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had..

Anal Palm

1. when you lick or secrete saliva on the back of your hand then flap them across the face, the opposite of sex palm. i want to cause maxi..

Doll Syndrome

1. A condition that occurs when people become so entranced in watching television or playing at the computer that they appear like dolls, s..

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