King Of Kingwood

What is King Of Kingwood?


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large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."

People often hide their food when the king of kingwood is around.

See kingwood, big, tex, hungry, beast


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