What is King Of Kingwood?
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large creature that lurks in taverns seeking asylum in the form of a two big mac meal and multiple subway footlongs. when startled the creature will retaliate with relentless cut-downs in order to make itself feel better. can also be known as "big tex."
People often hide their food when the king of kingwood is around.
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