What is King Of Red Lions?
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The talking boat in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker.
He is red and looks somewhat like a dragon.
-WARNING: Game Spoilers Follow, Read At Your Own Risk-
At the start of the game, after you're kicked out of the Forsaken Fortress, he sails up next to you and takes you to Windfall Island. He asks you to buy him a sail. It costs 80 rupees, but it's definitely worth it.
Later in the game, you figure out that the King of Red Lions is actually the King of Hyrule, whose name is King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule. He continues to guide you through your journey as the King of Red Lions, though.
The King of Red Lions is the only boat that speaks the word of men.
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