What is King Of The Forest?
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The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.
1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?
Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.
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An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.
"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."..
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How a wild boar acts when he goes crazy, such as when he enters a strawberry patch or a chicken coop.
Let's have some rip-snorting..
