What is King Of West Bridgford?


1.

Title adopted by a little fat twat who considers himself the most important person in his home town. The rotund monarch waddles slowly around wearing homosexual sandals, shorts and shades. His Queen is a repulsive dragon with teeth like surfboards. She doesn't understand a word you say because the massive weight of the teeth causes stress in the brain. The royal couple are universally despised and are frequently the victims of monkeyish pranks.

Flobule: Dad, what time are we going to Asda?

Dad: Don't know. I'll have to ask the King of West Bridgford. You need his permission to do things.

Flobule: That's right. We must respect our leader.


37

Random Words:

1. The man responsible for the female genitalia. Show us where the mad butcher had ya 2. Mad butcher a meat store in New Zealand selling..
1. The study of Eastern spiritual philosophies for shallow personal gain. Phil Jackson zenfucked his players into believing Championship r..
1. (greek)(ophis-sepent-oura-tail) O-Phi-U-Ra(pronouncion) serpent reptiles that are cyndrical and lack legs The Ophiura sliped thoug..