What is King Salmon?
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A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
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A northerner's code for engaging in anal sex.
She was a bit of a skank who looked like she'd be up for anything so we did a b..
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hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass.
Dude, that bath..
