What is King Salmon?
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A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.
King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's
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One who likes to slide their tongue along the inner contours of the sphincter.
Go and fuck yourself, u filthy rim jobber!..
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a fail to end all fails, there is no record of this ever used. it is so epic the world stops for that moment of pure incompetence (yeah ..