What is King Schlong?
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The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
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A move where a male does not actually enter either holes and slaps somewhere in the middle, i.e. the taint.
Usually happens at high spe..