King Schlong

What is King Schlong?


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The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.

King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!

Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good

Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz

Husband: Yeh, about that...

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