What is King Schlong?
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The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
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The color pink, especially when worn by a man who doesn't want to admit he's actually wearing pink. Popularized by the machin..
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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
"Man, I've a shitload of work ..