What is King Schlong?
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The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!
Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...
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The act of shooting a load on his or hers face. Then slapping the person so the cum splatters against the wall.
I was so moved by the J..