What is King Shit Of Fuck Mountain?

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An ironic, white collar phrase best used at the most inappropriate time possible to emphasize how effective you are at beating the corporate bureaucracy. Will simultaneously impress and threaten your fellow coworkers, be they management consultants, lawyers, or investment bankers.

Setting: Office war room on the eve of a major consulting client presentation.

White guy one: Does that discounted cash flow model have a macro coded for…

White guy two: Does it have a macro? Are you fucking kidding me?!? I am King Shit of Fuck Mountain. That Excel spreadsheet would suck my cock at the stroke of a key if I told it to. It’s got a macro for your mom for Christ sake!

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