What is King Shlong?
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A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
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vb.) The ultimate ass kicking. When a black man says, "I'm gonna Samuel L. Fucking Jackson yo ass!" You know he means it...
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Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.
Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Cl..
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the chest attachments most like to dream about. hardly seen in person, these are a rarity in most countries, especially the U.S.
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