What is King Shlong?
1.
A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
See
Random Words:
1.
a crazy animal ,always on levels, and is always constantly seeking to provide comfort to his other animal friends,, in human terms t..
1.
Something that has been jamesed through, defiled, or otherwise destroyed through the act of jamesing.
See: Jamesing
"I see my dra..
1.
a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleepi..
