What is King Shlong?
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A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
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A dance move where the man rubs his crotch suggestively against the back of the woman. Usually takes place in crowded dance floors
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brag, bluster, crow, blow your own horn, boast, shoot a line, bullshit artist
Joe: Man, that guy's been everywhere, done everythin..
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The residue left over from fucking a girl. Her fragrant juices.
My wife caught me cheating when she found juiceal fragradue on my ball..
