What is King Shlong?
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A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
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The needless drama that happens when it shouldn't, ie., summer vacation, christmas vacation, february vacation, weekends, etc.
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Someone who goes out of their way to make everyone around him/her as miserable as possible.
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