What is King Shlong?
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A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
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(lat.) synonym used to describe any pair of super hot twins.
Yo dog! Check them nick's sisters right thurr! Very bangable indeed, ..
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When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.
Jon:" Hey did you hear Vi..
