What is King Shlong?
1.
A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
See
Random Words:
1.
One who looks like a bug with messed up teeth
Did you see that Ugly Bug Thang? It was in my class!!
See bug, ugly, ground, funny, real..
1.
A Nigga that get very pissed and Goes on Rampage and Smacks Some Hoes and T-Bags Some Bitches
This Nigga Dragon Came to a party last ni..