What is King Shlong?
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A massive penis. The owner of the king shlong has an unspeakably massive wang and must let everyone in the near vicinity know this fact.
Here love, you think you got game? You think you can handle King Shlong without being torn a new arsehole? No lady can lap up King Shlong's pole, here lass, get ya' laughin' gear around this bad boy!
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A problem whose solution is very obvious to everyone else, but which for some reason they refuse to divulge to someone who needs to find..
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It's like a cock and balls, except a vag instead of a cock.
Dude 1: that guy is such a pussy.
Dude 2: yeah, he's a total vag..
