King Turd

What is King Turd?

The King of all Turds.

A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.

At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toiletwater.

On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.

Holy Shit,Bob. Look at this King Turd!

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