What is King Turd Of Shit Island?
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(insult) An individual who believes they are important when in fact they aren't. Usually a person in a mediocre position leading a mediocre project or team. Very prevelant in the U.S. military.
Man, look at Tom, he thinks he is so important. Me must be the king turd of shit island.
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The crazy-ass mofo from inside the windmill in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He is almost always seen carrying/playing his music..