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Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?
Man 2: What about him?
Man: He's a hand virgin!
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An exorbitant rent increase due to provincial government inactivity. Named for Alberta premier Ed Stelmach.
Oh man, I got stelmocked fo..
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a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.
dude, that was definitely a broadband download.
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