Kingdomofloathing Edit Meaning

1. 1.Certification of authenticity of a penis. 2.Certification of the health of a penis. 1.I hate those lying gossip magazines, I've..

1. When a sodomist has removed his penis from his lover's anus only to find it covered in feces. Enemas are your friend. I gots shit o..

1. An old crappy van with no back windows usually driven by pedophiles and used for hiding little kids. That pedovan always drives past th..