Kingdomofloathing Edit Meaning

1. Verb. To yelf is to prod someone in the small of the back with a turgid penis, whilst laying in bed together. Often this is a hopeful,..

1. fake mono. also known as "the kissing disease". Jennifer: "Yeah, I went to the doctor & she told me i had Mono, but ..

1. Teh guy who protects Michael Jackson's sensitive skin from sunlight by holding an umbrella over him immediately upon exiting a buil..