King-size Edit Meaning

1. When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough. Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Tex..

1. The mispronunciation of the word "urban" by an African citizen who thinks he is hip. "I am an urbine, nubian, neegah. I&..

1. Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'. I was on the train to Coventry yesterday..