Kinktastrophe

What is Kinktastrophe?


1.

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a kinky encounter.

Dominatrix 1: What happened to your suspension bar?

Dominatrix 2: I was flogging my submissive when he thrashed so hard that he pulled the top brace loose and it cracked the mirror!

Dominatrix 1: What a kinktastrophe!

See accident, catastrophe, lowfi, disaster, wreck

2.

(n) - Damage or disaster occurred from breaking equipment or other objects in a bdsm dungeon.

Domme 1: What happened to your St. Andrew's cross?

Domme 2: I was flogging my sub when he thrashed so hard he pulled the top eye hook loose and it cracked the mirror!

Domme 1: What a kinktastrophe!

See lowfi, catastrophe, klutz, break, accident


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