What is Kinky B00ts?
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The recommended footwear of any gray elven lady who "appreciates the beauty in everything" looking to pull moon elf. Also the ultimate stomping footwear, although it usually goes by its more descriptive name, "kinky thigh high leather b00ts with zips the size of France and tassels for personal pleasure."
Lothriel walks into the Tavern.
Arcadia looks at Lothriel.
Arcadia says, with a glance at her footwear, "Very nice... I bet you get the attention of all the men... and women..."
