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When a guy fingers a girl (the muffin part relates to the amount of pubic hair)
I gave my girlfriend a well good finger muffin last nig..
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The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.
"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"
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The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he:
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