What is Kiplament?
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A contracted word meaning "kitchen implement". Can include (but is not limited to) tongs, knives, wooden spoons, potato mashers, forks, and whisks. Very useful when suffering a hangover and having trouble remembering words for specific items.
"Pass me that kiplament, would you?", or "That's my f*#%ing kiplament!!".
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Preparing something so that it only has the finishing touches left. Derived from first planting seeds, watering the lawn and then, final..
