Kirby Edit Meaning

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1. a pink, ballooned shaped video game character who features the ability to suck up enemies. Kirby is owned by Nintendo and has been in more than 15 video games (even more if you count his Super Smash Bros. and Super Smash Bros. Melee appearances).

2. because of a similar color, the name kirby is used to describe a women's clitoris.

3. (less commonly used) a Kirby is the name for a massage that ends with a happy ending.

1. Tom: Did you buy the new kirby game?

Steve: Those games are for kids, besides all Kirby does is suck (laughs).

2. Mike: So what happened after the party with you and Cindy?

John: Let's just say I got close but I never saw a "Kirby".

3. Jim: After the massage, I slipped her $1000 dollars in chinese money, and she gave me hand.

Sam: Damn I wish I had gotten a "Kirby".

See happy ending, handjob, massage, clitoris, clit

2.

A deceitfully cute Nintendo character who sucks in enemies and swallows them to gain abilities. Despite his cute and cuddly exterior, his games are usually challenging.

If man achieves anything as good as Kirby Superstar, we will have to destroy ourselves to prevent any dissapointments.

See kirby, superstar, nintendo, snes

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The god standard for men. Often used to compare other men to. Is said to exist only in the lust-filled imagination of women everywhere.

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A kirby is a master of the sexual arts and is an amazing lover. Often citing his 36 orgasm minimum rule, the women who are lucky enough to be with a kirby are always allowed to miss work for a few days of bed-rest from sheer exhaustion.

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It is said that a kirby can also make a woman orgasm by merely thinking about her. This is true of course, but he rarely ever does this since the orgasm is often so violent as to cause what people today call 'earthquakes'.

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His sense of humor is incredible. In fact instead of breaking up with a woman and condemning her to a hellish life without him, a kirby will often make her orgasm while making her laugh. This combination is very lethal. It makes him sad to see her go, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).

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A kirby's intelligence knows no bounds. He knows pretty much everything, and if he doesn't know something he makes it up, but he knows how to bend space and time to make that which he made up true.

My friend Sara went out with a kirby last year, she missed alot of work, something about bed rest. It was sad when she passed away, but at least she died happy (and satisfied).

See sexy, incredible, sex, lover, funny, intelligent, horse, elephant

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originally a pink, balloon-like video-game character created by nintendo. (apparently, he also has his own tv show now.) the term kirby is now used to describe a womans clitoris. they both share the same color and swell up when aggravated. clitoris, clit

i was beating her kirby, and then she came all over my backseat.

See euphoria

5.

#1: a.k.a. better then yoshi

#2: a very good example that even when you suck

u dont have to be a bad person, u see no one is perfect

we are all just people/monster from videogames

#3: a good way to get thumb down, for definiting kirbi on UD, from kirby haters, yoshi lovers, people haters, English proffesors (i know my gramar is bad), myself and of course from jack thompson-ye yoshi and jack are good friends cuz

yoshi has kept jack in bussines by showing young kids

another way of killin ppl *lick, lick-DIE!! DIE!!*

Example #1:

NintendoFanboy#1: Yo kirby is so much better then yoshi.

NintendoFanboy#2: No way! Yoshi licks yours kirbys mushroom up!

NintendoFanboy#1: DIE!!!

NintendoFanboy#2: DIE!!!

*2 nerds dead, 1000000000000000000000 to go*

Example #2:

jesus loves ya all (expect emos and yankees)

Example #3:

i hate u and im so much better the u

*lookin in the mirror and givin myself a thumb down on UD*

See nintendo, yoshi, mario, hate, love, thumb down

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A kirby is someone who is a huge baller. Usually someone who made countless amounts of baller-ass dollars selling from starring in kids video games, or selling tasty Chinese food from a large chain. A kirby will often own 10 cars of the same model, just so they don't get bored.

"Nah bro, that guy with the MC12 ain't no poser. He's a straight kirby"

"Dude I was up in the club last, and this crazy-ass kirby was making paper airplanes out of $500 bills and throwing them at people." - "You mean the little pink guy that runs around with a treasure chest on his head?" - "No bro, a kirby - a straight baller" - "oh, my bad"

See baller, money, pimp, hustler, bling

7.

A girl with big boobs and fake eyelashes who frequently masturbates at other people's houses.

Yes, her real name is Kirby. Her mom smokes a lot of anything.

hey, who is that?

Oh, thats Kirby. She is hott as shit, but can't take a dick.

See cunt, fucker, dumb bitch