Kirby Puckett

What is Kirby Puckett?


1.

When you drag a girl into a bathroom stall and squueze here boobs so hard you leave brusies.

My date wasn't putting out, so I gave her the Kirby Puckett, then I went and got drunk.

See grope, bathroom, kirby, puckett, boobs

2.

When you pull out or start to finish, and blow your load and shoot it into someone's eye, thus blinding them.

"I gave Kim a Kirby Puckett last night, and she got pissed".

"Hahaha, still not as good as the time Drew gave HIMSELF a Kirby Puckett!"

3.

1. A ex twins hall of famer. Retired due to an injury from a baseball to the eye.

2. A version of Tea-bagging, but dropping your ball into someones eye.

Dude I totally gave that ho the kirby puckett last night!


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