Kirk Malajian Edit Meaning

1. The process if taking a massive runny shit without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus. 'Hey P..

1. A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies tha..

1. What you get when you are singing at a wedding and the microphone is too close to your mouth. A dancer nearby bumps into it and you get ..