Kirk Malajian Edit Meaning

1. Any Jesus Freak. Especially an oppressive one. As used by Nelson to Ned Flanders, "Cram it you Godwad!" See jesus freak, bib..

1. To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick. Don't jerk your john when your parent are home. See mast..

1. Anything so incredible it should be in the Bible. Yo, that so incredibible, it could have come out of Saint Peter's mouth himself...