What is Kirk Wellsian?
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An act that can be characterized as pervy and/or completely over the top and unnecessary (usually at the detriment of whatever you're supposed to be doing at the time).
Your decision to knit 500 sweaters and photograph adolescent girls instead of attending the mandatory meeting was very Kirk Wellsian.
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The air you breath when a baseball player takes his sweaty jock and cup, and straps the shit on your face.
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Leaving a minor streak on the toilet paper after deficating. Not wiping for a full clean so to speak. Performed only by the few that cho..
