What is Kirk Wellsian?
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An act that can be characterized as pervy and/or completely over the top and unnecessary (usually at the detriment of whatever you're supposed to be doing at the time).
Your decision to knit 500 sweaters and photograph adolescent girls instead of attending the mandatory meeting was very Kirk Wellsian.
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v. To apply lubricant, for the purpose of self-gratification or sex using a product unintended for the genitals, often causing the owner..