Kirked

What is Kirked?

1.

The act of having Sexual relations with a women, while unbeknownst to you and beknownst to her(because she doesn't tell you but she had to have known), she is currently menstruating. While hooking up with said female, you somehow come into contact with her "special area" and signs of contact can be seen by everyone.

-Hey did you run into a prickly bush?

-Oh man I got kirked!

-Hey whats that on your hand? Are you pulling a kirk?!

-Am I bleeding? Oh man, I don't believe this. I GOT KIRKED!

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2.

To be touched inappropriately while one is passed out from drugs and/or alcohol.

Apparently last night when I was blacked-out drunk, some girl kirked me.

See raped, date rape
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