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The art of playing a solitare on a slow computer whilst waiting for porn to load in the background
Man 1:My computers so slow I've..
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When someone gets beat up, or a sports team is defeated in a big way.
Man, the cats put a gillywhacken on the cards last night.
See de..
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To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.
Fred struck out..
