Kirriemuir

What is Kirriemuir?


1.

A small Scottish town and the scene of a famous orgy.

From "The Ball of Kirriemuir":

The meenister's wife was there as well

And she got roarin' fu',

So they bent her o'er the midden wa'

And bulled her like a coo.

Footnotes:

- meenister = minister, the Rev X

- roarin' fu' = roaring drunk

- midden wa' = the wall around the rubbish-tip

- coo = cow

2.

A small town in scotland, famous for JM Barrie, creator of Peterpan and not much else.

Tommy wasnt sure where he was until he realised he was surrounded by greasy chavs, single mums and old people. "Hey! I must be in Kirriemuir! Kill me!"

See cunt, shithole, scotland, death, suicide


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