What is Kiss My Grits?
1.
phrase commonly said by "Flo" on the television show, Alice.
Flo: Hay, meester!
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot sumthin'.
Man: What?
Flo: You fergot to KISS MAH GRI-YITS!
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2.
to kiss one's grits (grits are located between the toes); a saying that means something like kiss my ass, but more old-fashioned
Amanda: yer a dork
Jason: kiss my grits