Kissing Cotton

What is Kissing Cotton?

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

See turtle head, touching cotton, poop, turd, dump

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