Kissing Cotton

What is Kissing Cotton?

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

See turtle head, touching cotton, poop, turd, dump

[riceist]

1. a person who does not like chinese, vietnameese, korean, japanese and other rice-eating nations He never shops at that chinese bodega, ..

W.a.s.y.

1. A fantasy baseball situation in which your pitchers get a win and a save in the same game. Win and Save, Yessssssss!!!! With Greinke..

Quilt Weaver

1. Somebody who likes to spread their STD's(sexually transmitted disease) to other people of the same gender.(reference to the "A..

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