Kissing Cotton

What is Kissing Cotton?

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

See turtle head, touching cotton, poop, turd, dump

Iliya

1. usually some russian guy who enjoys a bag of weed or a bottle of vodka Look at that iliya over there, high again! See name, funny, wee..

Zic

1. a really ghetto white person. yo john, quit being such a zic! See bafford..

Drunksit

1. To take care of someone who's drunk. When my roommate came back from rushing, I had to drunksit him to make sure he would be OK. ..

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