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The ratio of flowers to oral sex.
1 dozen roses = 1 BJ
2 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow
3 dozen roses = 1 BJ with swallow and a smil..
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To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.
I was on my way to work and I had..
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Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space
Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Developmen..