What is Kitchen?
1.
The hair on the back of you neck that is nappy, un-tameable
Damn your kitchen look messed up. or Man your kitchen is lookin' like whoopi goldbers' arm pit.
2.
(Traditional) The place in a home where a woman belongs
Hey woman, quit yer bitchin' and get back in the kitchen!
3.
A woman's natural habitat.
Excerpt from a 2200AD history textbook: "Along with widespread drug use, global warming, and the Hmong takeover of the United States in 2012, the 21st century is remembered by another horrible phenomenon; woman's rights. However, in the year 2121 the truly superior race (men) recognized this episode as the monstrosity that it was, and drove women back to their natural habitat: the kitchen. Men now rule the world with authority and an iron hand, while women finally understand that they have no rights and are physically, intellectually, and genetically inferior to men and apes."
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4.
The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.
"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"
"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"
"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."
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5.
The room where grandma hides her shotgun shells.
Don't you upset grandma. She'll take you into the kitchen ... if you know what I mean.
6.
it means you have nappy hair in the way back right above yo, neck.
Damn you gotta a kitchen back there time 4 a perm!!
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7.
A mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go 'ping' and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place
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