Kitchen Porn

What is Kitchen Porn?


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Home decorating magazines.

The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.

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Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.

Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"

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