What is Kitchen Porn?
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Home decorating magazines.
The home decorating magazine was nothing but kitchen porn. The pictures were airbrushed and enlarged because no one's house could look like that.
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Any home decorating magazine with pictures that show perfectly decorated houses, apartments and gardens. The pictures are computer altered or airbrushed to make the rooms look bigger and clutterfree because nobody's kitchen is that big.
Gerry's wife opened her kitchen porn magazine, pointed to the stainless steel kitchen island and asked, "Do you like her kitchen better than mine?"
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Random Words:
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The fastest speed you can go on your lawnmower. Also a funny phrase to use when you are describing full throtle!
i was haulin like 5th ..
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When one has had to much to drink, and can no longer function on their own.
Oh shit Raquel is outta commish, again..
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