Kitchen Porter

What is Kitchen Porter?

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

Its The Principles Of It

1. when someone does something wrong and your not really mad at them your mad at what they did so its the principles of what they did Man:..

Knee-breaker

1. Taking a leak while sporting morning wood. To keep from spraying the wall, you lean forward as much as possible with your legs straight..

Goddish

1. Something that is like God, but cannot be called that due to religious reasons. Damn, this new sHEAVY album is Goddish...

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