Kitchen Porter

What is Kitchen Porter?

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

Ignorephones

1. Headphones used with or without music primarily to ignore someone. Jason: I was sitting next to a Mormon on my flight yesterday. Chris..

Omphaloskepsis

1. the inspection of one's navel 2. The contemplation of one's navel. Katrina: "It worries me that Edgar spends so much t..

Vardig

1. a person's underwear. Driggs did Boo Boo in his vardig. Hey, it is shit. See vardig, underwear, boxers 2. a person's under..

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