Kitchen Porter

What is Kitchen Porter?

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

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Cats

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Ya Face Is

1. this is commomly used when someone says something harsh to ya and you cant be arsed to say anything back so you just reply ya face is an..

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