Kitchen Porter

What is Kitchen Porter?

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

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