Kitchen Sex

What is Kitchen Sex?

an underaged girl having sex with r kelly in the kitchen, while he is most likely peeing on her

sex in the kitchen, over by the stove

put u on the table by the buttered rolls

hands on the counter, on your tippie toes

we'll be makin love like the restaurant was closed

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1. the casual ability to predict events yet to happen I nostradamused the score of the football game. See predict, prescience..

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