Kitchen Terrorist

What is Kitchen Terrorist?


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Someone who just can't get food to come out right

Wife: this rice is a little crunchy, but it should taste alright.

Husband: Damn! You're a kitchen terrorist, you just commited a jihad on my food.

See food, cooking, terrorist, jihad, 9/11, rice


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