What is Kitchen-ass?
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cheap and of low quality, like (but not limited to) hair that's done in a kitchen instead of a salon
"Nola, will you just shut the fuck up, please? What makes you think this lady care about your kitchen-ass hairdo?"
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Typically the willyfound on a horse.  
Also an exclamation or silence-filler.  This is usually accidental.  A form of tourettes.
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