Kitchencraft

What is Kitchencraft?


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A person (male or female) who hovers around the kitchen whenever someone else is in it because they believe it to be THEIR territory and doesn't think anyone else can function properly in the kitchen. A portmanteau of "kitchen" and "hovercraft".

Person 1: Uh-oh, Tom's correcting Laurie on her cooking.

Person 2: The kitchencraft has landed.

See kitchen, hovercraft


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