What is Kitchy?
1.
Cheesy, campy. Think Precious moments, Donny and Marie Osmond, ABBA.
:I love gold lame leotards even if they're kitchy.
::Hey, did you know that it's actually spelled "Kitschy?"
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2.
1. adj - having to do with the kitchen.
2. adj - quite cool, nifty, but still cheesy
The pun you told me was kitchy.
Your mom is kitchy!
3.
Something that is really cheesy, yet cool.
Think pink flamingos...old VW vans with flowers all over them, or just something so ugly it's not.
That beaded throw pillow you bought is really kitchy!
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4.
an extreme form of douchiness, mostly applies to women but can be used for men in special cases. The best way to explain is through examples:
-VW bugs, especially with bumper stickers
-people who go to art schools
-poltics
-giving toasts and clanking glasses together
-bringing your laptop to coffeeshops
-reading for a long period of time in a bookstore
-always obeying the speed limit
-not doing drugs
-submitting an online dictionary entry
"that woman's acrylic nails with jeweled flowers on her thumbnails make her extremely kitchy"
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5.
A cross between a Bitch and Cunt. Developed by a couple of college guys who seem to know far too many kitches.
Dude, my roommate's girlfriend is so Kitchy!
Seriously, stop bein such a kitch.
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