Kite Runner

What is Kite Runner?


(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.

Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.

Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!

Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!

I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!


1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.

2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.

" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."

1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."

2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."

"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"


1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.

2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.

3) A verbal threat of violence

1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"

2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."

3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"

See rape, owned, pwned, sex, anal sex, domination


The act of a man-on-man rape, originating from the book "The Kiterunner" where said rape (and only said rape) occurs.

"John went out the back and was unfortunately kite runner'ed by Nathaniel"

See kite runner


1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr

1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef

See ass rape, rape, anal, anal sex, anal rape


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