What is Kite-flying Parents?
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Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
Random Words:
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A women so hidously ugly that viagra (or alcohol) will not make them attractive.
Friend: "Hey Joe, I hear you have a new lady boss..
