What is Kite-flying Parents?
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Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.
Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.
Random Words:
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Having your blog attacked by a corporate whore. Based on Davezilla who got attacked by Toho cause it was too close to Godzilla.
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An act in which you shit on your partners chest, light it on fire, and give her a golden shower until the fire is out
Melvin: Dude I ga..
