Kitschmas Edit Meaning

1. (AKA Lazy Boner) When your penus fills with blood so its still limp but appears much bigger then usual, in between limp and a full erect..

1. It happens after you eat to much spicy food, and it causes you to fart in a burning matter as if someone shoved a blow torch in your ass..

1. whae one burley gay dude shoots his load (suprize) on homo #2s chin/beard, causing a frosty/iced look on the beard/chin. either its the..