Kitschmas Edit Meaning

1. When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say come..

1. a shlong that is so fat that you couldnt stick it in a cows cunt a condition caused by frequently slamming your cock in the toilet lid ..

1. Pronounced: va-gee-juice It's the juice that makes a women's pussy nice and wet when she gets horny. I was eating her out an..